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ʻO ka wahine e loaʻa mau ana i ka hopena. Akā ʻaʻole kēlā ka hihia me nā wahine o kēia lā. He huhū mākou, wiwo ʻole, a makaʻu ʻole hoʻi.
ʻIke nā wahine o kēia lā i ka mea a lākou e makemake ai a ma mua o ke alakaʻi ʻana i ka loli. Ua hala nā lā e ulana ai nā kāne i ka wahine. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, mahalo nā kāne i kēia lā i nā wahine e lawe i nā mea i kā lākou iho lima.
E nā wahine, ʻo ka manawa kēia e hoʻoikaika ai i ka pāʻani meme.
E hoʻowalewale i kāu hoa a scintillate iā ia me nā memes leʻaleʻa a me ka moʻo ʻole nona. E kolohe a hoʻokuʻu i kāu ʻaoʻao ʻino.
100 Memes moʻi nona
E ʻike i kēia papa inoa o nā meme huhū a me ka moekolohe no kāu kāne a kāhāhā iā ia i kahi ala kolohe.
1- Lana koʻu manaʻo e kūpā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo ʻoe iaʻu.
2- He kuapo kukui ʻoe?
Kahi makemake wau e huli iā ʻoe.
3 Hoʻonā ka honi ʻana i nā kalina 6.4 i ka minuke.
Hana hoʻoikaika kino?
4- ʻO kaʻu kaupaona kino kūpono kaʻu naʻu.
5- ʻulaʻula ʻo Roses. Polū nā poli.
Bla..Blah..Blah ...
Makemake wau iā 'oe.
6- E moe me aʻu. Pono ʻoe.
7- ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i ka hauʻoli me ka ʻole o kahi peni.
8- E hoʻopili hou kā kā mākou genitalia.
9- makemake wau e hana i nā mea iā ʻoe aʻu i hana aku ai iā ʻoe i ʻumikūmālua mau manawa.
10- I kēia lā, ʻaʻohe oʻu makemake e hana i kekahi mea. Koe ʻoe, hana wau iā ʻoe.
11- Makemake wau e koho i kou kapa āpau a kaomi holoi.
12- Maikaʻi kou mau lole ma ka papahele o koʻu lumi moe.
13- Ua like mākou me ka koko a me nā marshmallows; wela ʻoe, a makemake wau e noho ma luna ou.
14- ʻAʻole wau e manaʻo iaʻu iho i kēia lā, hiki iaʻu ke ʻike iā ʻoe?
15- Makemake au i kou ʻumiʻumi. Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopā iā ia ... me kuʻu puki?
16- He maiʻa ʻoe no ka mea ʻike wau iā ʻoe he ihi.
17- haʻo wau i kāu ʻapo. ʻO kuʻu poli hoʻi e ʻapo ana i kāu penis.
18- E kala mai, he aha kēlā?
Ua hana nui wau i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka moekolohe ʻana me ʻoe.
19- ʻO ke kiʻi ʻana iā ʻoe i ka olohelohe ka mea hana nui aʻu i hana ai i ka lā holoʻokoʻa.
20- Wela loa ʻoe, ke hāʻule nei koʻu lole wāwae iā ʻoe.
21- Aloha au iā ʻoe no kou ʻano, akā he bonus ka bonus.
22- ʻĀina ʻoe ...
Makemake ʻoe iaʻu?
23- E nānā kāua i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, makemake wau e hana ia mea ma ka moe.
24- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali e ʻike iā ʻoe ... ʻōlohelohe!
25- Makemake wau e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka hana ʻana i nā pēpē me ʻoe a pinepine.
26- Makemake wau e pili pono ʻole ʻoe iaʻu i kēia manawa.
27- Mai ʻike i ka mea i komo mai iaʻu i kēia mau lā, akā makemake wau ʻo ʻoe ia.
28- ʻO ʻoe koʻu lā a me koʻu ua; ʻoiaʻiʻo, hana ʻoe iaʻu i wela a pulu.
29- Huli ia iaʻu ke haʻi pololei ʻoe iaʻu i kāu makemake e hana mai iaʻu.
30- hoʻohiki wau e pili mau i kou ʻaoʻao.
A i ʻole ma lalo ou.
A i ʻole ma luna.
31- Ke ala aʻe nei e hoʻāla iaʻu.
32- Hiki iaʻu ke hele no kekahi o kāu mau honi i kēia manawa.
33- Mai noho kaumaha i ka lole holoi ... ʻaʻole hana kekahi iaʻu.
34- ʻO ʻoe kaʻu mea punahele e hana.
35- Makemake wau iā ʻoe i loko oʻu.
36- Ua koho wale wau i kahi hakakā i huhū ʻoe iaʻu ma hope.
37- Aloha au i kēlā mea seksi āu e hana nei. He aha ka mea i hea hou ʻia? Oh yeah ... ʻo wau!
38- I kekahi manawa huli wau ma ka ʻike ʻana i kou inoa e pihi ma kaʻu kelepona.
39- Hōʻaleʻa kou aloha iaʻu i loko o kahi ala weliweli.
40- Pono wau e hoʻopā.
Na ʻoe.
41- He lā lōʻihi kēia. Makemake wau i kekahi o kēlā mau ʻapo.
42- Po Maikaʻi ... Inā moeʻuhane ʻoe iaʻu, E hoʻomanaʻo, makemake wau i koʻu lauoho i huki ʻia.
43- Pono wau i kahi ʻūlū a i ʻole kahi orgasm.
44- haʻo wau i kou mau ʻūlū, keu hoʻi i kou ʻōpū e ʻapo ana i kuʻu peni.
45- Lohi wau. ʻO ʻoe ka hopena. He mau nīnau?
46- Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kou ala i ka luna o kaʻu papa inoa To-Do.
47- ʻAʻohe mea uaʻauʻau a koli i ka wikiwiki ma mua o ka wahine e manaʻo nei e hoʻomoe ʻia ʻo ia.
48- ʻAʻole wau i ka horny i nā manawa āpau. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa wale ʻoe.
49- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kōkua i ka ʻike ʻana he wela nui kou naʻau.
50- Lick me, ʻono wau.
51- ʻOi aku kou helehelena ma waena o koʻu mau wāwae.
52- Ke kiʻi ʻoe me kahi moa nona ka moe kolohe i ʻelua mau manawa ke kiʻekiʻe ma mua o kāu.
53- ʻO wau: huhū mau wau iā ia.
Vagina: ʻAʻole wau.
54- ʻO wau ma ke ʻano he ipo wahine.
55- ʻO wau ... ma mua o ka dick vs. ma hope o ka dick.
56- Ke haʻi ʻo ia iā ʻoe i kāna mea e hana aku ai iā ʻoe.
57- ʻO mākou paha kēia, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe ma aneʻi.
58- E hoʻopili wau iā ʻoe a ʻānai iki i kāu pīpī.
59- Pahu i kēlā hoki kūʻē iā ia.
60- Hiki i kahi kaikamahine ke mahalo iā ia iho a makemake e ʻānai i ka ʻuhane mai kona ʻili.
Heluhelu Pili: Memes aloha maikaʻi loa nona
61- ʻO nā mea ʻekolu aʻu e aloha nui ai:
- Moekolohe
- ʻUmiʻumi
- Ka moekolohe me nā ʻumiʻumi
62- ʻAʻole wau makemake i nā pua.
Makemake wau iā ʻoe e hānai i kuʻu wahi G-ʻino.
63- Ke ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻaʻole ia he horny, akā kau ʻoe i kou lima i lalo i kona palule, a ʻike ʻoe e wahaheʻe ana ʻo ia.
64- Ke hoʻolei ʻoe iā ia i hope, a ʻo nā mea āpau āu e lohe ai he "shit."
65- ʻO kaʻu mau wahine wahine, a haʻo wau iā ʻoe.
66- ʻono wau iā ʻoe i loko o kaʻu moeʻuhane. Ua ala au i ka ʻike ʻana i kaʻu makemake no ka ʻaina kakahiaka.
67- Makemake wau e ʻike i ka nui o nā licks e kiʻi ai i kāu kikowaena.
68- Ke noʻonoʻo nei iā ʻoe i koʻu manawa o ka hauli.
69- ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo e hana iaʻu iho i kēia lā.
70- E hana mākou i kekahi mau mea "ʻaʻole pono mākou e hana i kēia" mau mea.
71- Nui wau i ka wahine me ʻoe i loko o kuʻu poʻo.
72- Kuai Pōʻalima ʻEleʻele.
Koʻu hale.
ʻO ʻoe a me aʻu.
E hōʻemi ʻia nā lole a pau i 100%.
73- ʻIke wau i ka nele o ka ʻōlohelohe e pīhoihoi ana.
74- E pāʻani kākou.
ʻO wau ka Burger King, a ʻo ʻoe ʻo Mcdonalds.
E loaʻa iaʻu i kuʻu ala, a e aloha ʻoe ia.
75- Ua haumia ʻoe ma mua o kaʻu mōʻaukala.
76- E kūlou wau i mua nou.
77- Inā ʻoe e kaumaha nei, hiki iaʻu ke hoʻāla iā ʻoe.
78- Ua nalowale kaʻu peʻapeʻa teddy, hiki iaʻu ke hiamoe me ʻoe?
79- Loaʻa i nā kānaka āpau ka mea hōʻalo; ʻo kaʻu wale nō.
80- ʻulaʻula ʻo Roses.
Polū nā poli.
Pili koʻu mau manaʻo kolohe āpau iā ʻoe.
81- hala ʻole wau a ʻike hewa ʻole.
82- Ke kāhea aku nei au e ʻike inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i kēia manawa.
Mai kuhi hewa iaʻu; ʻAʻole ia he leo kāhea.
Ke noʻonoʻo wale nei wau.
83- Makemake wau e lilo i kumu no ka huli ʻana i kāu kelepona mai nā poʻe ʻē aʻe ke heluhelu ʻoe ia.
84- He kuapo kāu? E pēpē, makemake wau e huli iā ʻoe.
85- Makemake wau e makemake ʻia e ʻoe. Makemake wau e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka honi ʻana iaʻu e like me koʻu manaʻo e honi iā ʻoe.
86- Pālule maikaʻi. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo iā ʻoe ma waho?
87- ʻO ʻoe kahi tikika kaʻa? No ka mea ua kākau ʻo FINE iā ʻoe āpau.
88- He palu maikaʻi i kēia manawa? ʻAe, e ʻoluʻolu.
89- Makemake wau e huakaʻi a hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe ma nā kaola hōkele.
90- Makemake au i ke ala āu e hoʻoulu ai iaʻu i ka wa aʻu e pili ana iā ʻoe.
91- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻalele i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana e pili ana i ke ʻano kupaianaha o kou alelo i laila.
92- ʻO ke kakahiaka maikaʻi kāu e loaʻa ai iaʻu no ka ʻaina kakahiaka.
93- ʻO ʻoe ka mea e pono ai i koʻu ola. A ʻo ka mea aʻu e makemake ai i loko o koʻu wahi moe.
94- ʻAʻole hiki i koʻu noʻonoʻo ke waiho wale i kou kino.
95- Ua manaʻo wau iā ʻoe i kēia lā - nani, kekeʻe, kolohe, a me nā manaʻo maikaʻi ʻino.
96- ʻAʻole wau e komo i nā kākini a he panty koʻu e kūlike.
97- Aia wau i koʻu wahi moe. Aia ʻoe i kou wahi moe.
Aia kekahi o mākou ma kahi kūpono ʻole.
98- E hoʻopaʻa iaʻu a pāʻani pū me aʻu, e ka haku.
ʻOluʻolu maikaʻi?
99- 'lelo lākou i kou alelo ka puʻupuʻu ikaika loa i kou kino. Wanna hakakā?
100- ʻO wau. ʻO ʻoe. Moe. I kēia manawa.
Panina hopena
Lana ka manaʻo i kēia hōʻiliʻili o nā meme moekolohe nāna e kōkua iā ʻoe e lawe i kou pilina i ka pae aʻe. ʻO kēia mau meme raunchy e pīpī i kou ola a hāʻawi i kāu hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka wili e pono ai.