MEA KAHAKAHA: Ua ʻike nā wahine a me nā kāne i ka hoʻomāinoino i ka naʻau a me ke kino. I loko o kēia moʻo ʻatikala, hōʻike ʻia ke kāne ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻomāinoino me ka ʻike e hiki nō i ka wahine ke hōʻino a ʻo ke kāne ka mea i hoʻomāinoino ʻia.
I ka Greek Mythology, ʻo ka Sirens ʻekolu mau monstrous (akā nani seduction) nā kai-kai i hoʻowalewale i nā luina i ke kahakai o kahi mokupuni e ko lākou mau leo nani. Ma kahi kokoke loa, lele nā moku ma luna o nā pōhaku i kihi ʻia ma lalo o ka wai. Ua moku ʻia, ua pae lākou ma nā kapakai a hiki i ka make ʻana o ka pōloli. Hoʻomaka a hoʻopau hoʻi nā pilina hoʻomāinoino i kēia ʻano: aia ke kāhea siren, ka lure i ka pilina o ka hauʻoli, ke kamaʻilio hoihoi a me ka leʻaleʻa, ke aloha, ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana, ka mehana, a me ka ʻakaʻaka - akā laila ua pau ka pilina me ke kaumaha, me ka naʻau a i kekahi manawa ke kino. hoʻomāinoino.
Hoʻomaka ka hoʻomāinoino ʻia o ka naʻau me nā ʻano ʻakaʻaka hoʻomākeʻaka i lawe ʻia me ka minoʻaka "mehana" a me ka minoʻaka a i ʻole ka ʻakaʻaka haʻahaʻa.
- E nānā iā lākou pūhaka ... like lākou me nā pale lepo!
- Hōʻike maoli kēlā kapa i kou mau lima aloha!
- Me he mea lā he 10 mau makahiki kaomi i koʻu pālule.
- Ua puhi hou ʻoe i ka wai?
ʻO ka wit wikiwiki a me ka leʻaleʻa e huki i kahi hoa i mea kaua i kahi lohi, kālele ʻia a i kekahi manawa me ke ʻano noʻonoʻo. Inā nīnau ka hoa i nā palapū liʻiliʻi, haʻi ʻia ʻo ia i ka ʻoi loa a hiki i kona hoʻomaka ʻana e manaʻoʻiʻo iā ia-a ma hope o nā mea āpau, lohe pinepine ʻo ia i kona aloha iā ia. E kala koke aku iā ia, akā e hāʻawi wale i kahi lole i lalo ma hope.
- ʻIke ʻoe, ke kiʻi ʻia i ka botox, hana ia iā ʻoe e like me ka mea kolo!
- He mea ʻole kou manaʻo a manaʻo paha no ka mea pupule ʻoe.
- Loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi hihia? Huh, ʻo wai ʻoe e kamaʻilio pū ana?
- ʻIke ʻoe, ʻo ke kumu o kaʻu hana ʻana i kēia no ka mea aloha wau iā ʻoe, a ʻē aʻe, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe e mālama iā ʻoe e like me kaʻu e hana nei. Laki ʻoe eia wau no ʻoe ... ua hoʻi wau i kou kua.
- No ke aha ʻoe e nele ai i ka manawa nele? Hoʻowahāwahā ʻoe!
- Ua hāʻawi au iā ʻoe i $ 30 i nehinei, he aha kāu i lilo ai? Aia i hea ka loaʻa, makemake wau e nānā iā ia.
A no laila hoʻomaka ke kumu, a he lohi, pili pili i waena o ke aloha, ka launa aloha a me nā hōʻino e ulu a hele a paʻa i ka pilina.
Ma hope o ka hala ʻana o ka manawa, lilo nā mea hōʻino i mea nui loa - ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo hōʻino koʻikoʻi, akā ʻo nā mea e ʻoki mālie i ka hoa i nā ala maʻalea. A laila, ma kahi pāʻina kaiāulu paha, e hōʻike ʻia kahi ʻōlelo ʻokiʻoki ʻē aʻe, a i mua o nā hoalauna.
- ʻAe, pono ʻoe e ʻike pehea e hoʻomaʻemaʻe ai ʻo ia i ka hale, hoʻolei wale i nā mea āpau i loko o ka waihona a ma lalo o kahi moe, me he mea lā e hoʻonā i kā mākou pilikia pilikia (ukali ʻia e ka ʻaka a me ka ʻimo ʻana).
- Ke hoʻolilo nei ʻo ia iā ia i ka wikiwiki ma mua o kaʻu hiki ... e kūʻai i ʻekolu mau lole hou i ka hopena pule i hala, kahi mea e pili ana i ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kaumaha. Ke hānai mau nei ʻo ia i ka lumi kuke. ʻLelo iaʻu ua loaʻa kahi pilikia thyroid, akā ʻo ka ʻānai ʻana i ka palaoa kālika e like me ke ana wahine!
I kekahi manawa, hiki i ka hoʻomāinoino ke lawe i kahi kani ominous hou, keu hoʻi ke pili i ka moekolohe. E noi ʻo ia i ka moekolohe, akā ua luhi ʻo ia mai kahi lā 14-hola. Huhū i ka hōʻole ʻia, koi paha ʻo ia:
- E ʻike he aha kou pilikia, paʻakikī ʻoe. Anuanu i loko o kahi moe! Me he mea lā ke aloha aku nei i kahi papa! Inā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa ma ka home, malia paha e lawe wau ia ma kahi ʻē!
- No ke aha wau e hoʻolōʻihi ai i ka manawa e kamaʻilio ai me ka hoaaloha o Brad ʻo Jess? No ka mea hoʻolohe ʻo ia iaʻu, ma ka liʻiliʻi e nānā ana kekahi iaʻu! Malia paha e hele ʻo ia ma laila noʻu ke makemake ʻole ʻoe!
- ʻO kēlā huaʻōlelo (me ka ʻike moekolohe a i ʻole kahi kiʻi) ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo no kou manaʻo, pupule ʻoe. ʻO ia kou pilikia, pupule ʻoe a me kahi hana whack, ʻoiai ua ʻōlelo mai kou mau mākua iaʻu he pupule ʻoe ma mua o koʻu male ʻana iā ʻoe.
- Inā haʻalele ʻoe iaʻu (a haʻalele paha), lawe wau i nā keiki a ʻike ʻole ʻoe iā lākou!
- Na kou hewa ia ... ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻomaka kā mākou mau paio āpau no ka mea e ʻūlū mau ana ʻoe (a i ʻole e holo puni ana me kāu mau hoaaloha, a pēlā aku)!
A i kekahi manawa, lawe nā ʻōlelo i kahi leo hoʻoweliweli hou aʻe, e like me ka wā i hōʻike aku ai kahi mea kūʻai aku ua hele aku kāna kāne, kahi kiaʻi kiaʻi me kahi Taser iā ia i mua o kā lāua mau keiki ʻekolu, a hoʻomaka i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i ka hāmeʻa i kāna ala. Ua kākoʻo ʻo ia iā ia i ke kihi, e hoʻoluli ana i ka Taser i mua o kona umauma, ʻoiai ke ʻakaʻaka nei me ka leo nui, a laila haʻi iā ia ua paranoid ʻo ia i kona wā i uē ai i ka pilikia.
ʻO ka manawa pinepine, hiki ke ʻike ʻia ka hōʻino naʻau e kou ʻano a noʻonoʻo paha i loko o ka pilina.
- Manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe a manaʻo paha ʻoe e like me ka mea e pono ai ka ʻae e hoʻoholo.
- Manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe a manaʻo paha ʻoe me he mea lā āu e hana ai, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke leʻaleʻa i kāu hoa?
- ʻIke paha ʻoe iā ʻoe iho e hoʻāʻo ana e hōʻoia a hana i nā kumu no ka hana a kāu hoa iā ʻoe i ka ʻohana a i ʻole nā hoaaloha e nīnau nei i nā mea e hana nei.
- E kaumaha loa ʻoe, luhi, hopohopo a i ʻole maka ʻole paha, ʻoiai no ka huli ʻana o ka pilina?
- ʻIke paha ʻoe i kahi kaʻawale a haʻalele paha iā ʻoe mai nā hoaaloha a me / a i ʻole ʻohana?
- Ua iho i kāu hilinaʻi ponoʻī i ka helu āu e nīnau nei iā ʻoe iho?
I kēlā me kēia kau me nā mea kūʻai aku, ua noi wau:
- ʻOihana hoʻoponopono: “Monika, he aloha kēia iā ʻoe? ʻO kēia anei ka mea āu i manaʻo ai i ka manawa āu i manaʻo ai e aloha ʻia a mahalo ʻia e kāu kāne? "
- Monica (kānalua): "Akā manaʻo wau he aloha maoli ʻo ia iaʻu, pilikia wale ʻo ia e hōʻike, a i kekahi manawa lawe ʻia ʻo ia. I ka pō nei ua kuke ʻo ia i ka ʻaina awakea a hoʻomaʻemaʻe ma hope. Ua paʻa ʻo ia i koʻu lima ke nānā mākou i kahi sitcom ... a laila ua moekolohe mākou. ”
- ʻOihana hoʻoponopono (ʻaʻole e hōʻaʻano iā ia, akā e noi ana iā ia e nānā kokoke): "Monica, ke ʻike nei i ka mea a mākou e ʻike nei i kēia lā, inā ʻaʻohe mea e loli, ma hea ʻoe e manaʻo ai i kēia i hoʻokahi makahiki? ʻElima mau makahiki? ”
- Monika (hoʻomaha lōʻihi, waimaka i kona mau maka ke ʻae ʻo ia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo iā ia iho): “ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi a ua haʻalele paha mākou? Manaʻo wau e loaʻa paha kāna hihia, a i ʻole, e haʻalele paha wau iā ia. "
I ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa, ua ʻike wau ʻaʻole hiki i nā kāne a me nā wahine ke wehewehe a hoʻomaopopo paha i ka hoʻomāinoino ʻana i ka naʻau, ʻaʻole e kūkā iki. Nīnau lākou inā paha ʻoi aku ka nānā a nānā paha i ka hōʻino, a laila noho mālie. E like loa me ka maʻi ʻaʻai, he mea pepehi kūmau ia i ka pilina. A ma muli o ka loaʻa ʻole o nā kaha kino ma ke kino (scars, bruises, broken iwi), hoʻāʻo pinepine lākou e hoʻoliʻiliʻi i nā mea i hana ʻia e ia. ʻO ka pilikia nui hoʻokahi e ʻike ai a kamaʻilio paha e pili ana i ka hōʻino i ka naʻau ka manaʻo paʻa i nā ʻohana, nā hoaaloha a me nā loea e lawe ʻole iā lākou.