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- 1. ʻO Netflix & Chill male kaila
- 2. Kaomi ʻana i ka wahine
- 3. Heluhelu noʻonoʻo pono ʻole
- 4. ʻaihue kuki
- 5. E ʻoluʻolu e ʻōlelo ʻoe hoʻokahi ia!
- 6. Immune pono ʻole
- 7. ʻAe ʻo Yessss
- 8. Pīkī manaʻo
- 9. I kēia manawa
- 10. Lulu kokoleka
- 11. Kūʻai nā hakuʻala
- 12. Nā huaʻōlelo hope loa
- 13. Ke kilokilo a ka wahine
- 14. Ka hele wāwae sexy
- 15. Nā ʻokoʻa o ka manaʻo
- 16. Ka hauʻoli o ka male ʻana
- 17. Maopopo iā ia
ʻO kā mākou mau moemoeā o ka "hauʻoli male" ʻaʻole kūlike i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. Ma kahi o, loaʻa ka hoʻomākeʻaka i kekahi o nā hanana ʻano ʻē, kahi hōʻailona maikaʻi. Inā hiki i kahi ʻakaʻaka ke ʻakaʻaka i kekahi o nā manawa pupule a pīhoihoi hoʻi a ka male e lawe mai ai, he male lili paha kā lāua.
Eia kā mākou mau tweets punahele e hopu i nā kiʻekiʻe a me nā haʻahaʻa o ke ola male
1. ʻO Netflix & Chill male kaila
Rodney Lacroix
"Netflix a nani hoʻi ua hiamoe kaʻu wahine"Kaomi iā Tweet
2. Kaomi ʻana i ka wahine
ʻO Sophia Benoit
"Lawe ia i ka maka o ka maka aniani e hana i nā mea a nā wahine pololei e hana hoʻokahi ai i kēlā me kēia pili i pili ai iā lākou."Kaomi iā Tweet
3. Heluhelu noʻonoʻo pono ʻole
ʻO Dorky Romano
"ʻO ka ʻaoʻao maikaʻi loa e pili ana i ka male ʻana i ka pilikia no ka hele ʻana i ka lua i ka wā e noʻonoʻo ana kāu wahine e hele i ka lua."
Kaomi iā Tweet
4. ʻaihue kuki
Mea Pahu Wehe
“Kāne: ʻAuhea nā kuki mākaʻikaʻi kaikamahine? ʻO wau: ua ʻaihue ʻia mākou. Kāne: Lawe wale lākou i nā kuki? ʻO wau: ʻĀ kēlā a me ka ipu i kūʻai mai ai kou Māmā iā mākou no nā lā nui. ʻAno ʻē? ”Kaomi iā Tweet
5. E ʻoluʻolu e ʻōlelo ʻoe hoʻokahi ia!
ʻO Andy H
“Hoa: Hele aku kā mākou poʻe keiki me ko lākou mau kūpuna no laila ke lawe nei wau i kaʻu wahine i kēia pō. ʻO wau: auwe, e like me ka mea pepehi kanaka a hana paha ʻoe iā ʻoe iho? Hoa: um, makemake i ka ʻaina awakea. ʻO wau: ʻoluʻolu, ʻoluʻolu. ”Kaomi iā Tweet
6. Immune pono ʻole
Rodney Lacroix
“Wahine: aloha au e hoʻopau kāua i kekahi. ʻO wau: Mea inu? Wahine: He aha? ʻAʻole. E ʻōlelo wau i nā ʻōlelo HEY HEA ʻOʻU. ʻO wau: Margarita? ”
Kaomi iā Tweet
7. ʻAe ʻo Yessss
ʻO Mama Māmā
“Kāne: E hana mākou i kahi mea ʻokoʻa a leʻaleʻa hoʻi! ʻO wau: * haʻalele iā ia me nā keiki walaʻau i koʻu hele ʻana i ke kūʻai kūʻai * ”Kaomi iā Tweet
8. Pīkī manaʻo
ʻO Eric
"{ʻO ka wahine leka uila mai ka hana} e hana mākou" e hana i kāu pō pizza ponoʻī {e hoʻouna ana i ka wahine ma ka ʻelele} ahea e pau ai kaʻu pizza? "Kaomi iā Tweet
9. I kēia manawa
Stephanie Ortiz
Kaomi iā Tweet
10. Lulu kokoleka
Loio Lede
"ʻO wau: Pono wau e kiʻi i ke ʻano. Hubs: 'He aha ka ʻono? Kokoleka a vanilla paha? Me: Hoʻololi, ʻaʻole hoʻoluliluli. Hubs: So..Me: kokoleka ”
Kaomi iā Tweet
11. Kūʻai nā hakuʻala
Stephanie Ortiz
"Aloha au i kēlā mea male nani a mākou e hana ai ma kahi a mākou e hoʻoholo ai e lilo i kuleana fiscally ma ka loiloi ʻana i kā mākou kālā a hoʻopau i ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa e pili ana i kahi o mākou e kūʻai aku i kahi puʻupaʻa"Kaomi iā Tweet
12. Nā huaʻōlelo hope loa
ʻO Josh
“E ka wahine: no ke aha he mau ipu i loko o ka poho? ʻO nā ʻōlelo hope a kaʻu keiki: no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻoe i hana.Kaomi iā Tweet
13. Ke kilokilo a ka wahine
ʻO James Breakwell
Kaomi iā Tweet
14. Ka hele wāwae sexy
ʻO Elle A. Rose
"Ua huikau kaʻu kāne i kaʻu hele 'sexy' me kahi ʻume i huki ʻia. Pono wau e ʻelemakule a i ʻole i koʻu naita e hoʻomālamalama i nā mea kaua e pono e poli i kēlā suite. (E hele ana wau me ka hope) ”
Kaomi iā Tweet
15. Nā ʻokoʻa o ka manaʻo
ʻO Boyd's Backyard
"He nui kā nā pāhana i hiki ai iā lākou ke lilo me ke kūkākūkā ʻole ʻana me kekahi. ʻO kaʻu ma kahi o $ 50. ʻO kaʻu wahine ma kahi o $ 643.27. Kohu mea lā ”)
Kaomi iā Tweet
16. Ka hauʻoli o ka male ʻana
ʻElisabeta
"ʻAe, he manawa maikaʻi loa ka male ʻana inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i ka manaʻo e noho me kāu luna palola"
Kaomi iā Tweet
17. Maopopo iā ia
ʻO James Breakwell
"ʻO wau: Ow, ua huki wau i kahi mākala ma koʻu kua. Wahine: Pehea? ʻO wau: ka hoʻoikaika ikaika. Ke hele nei i waho o kahi moe ”Kaomi iā Tweet