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- Hoʻoholo i kaʻaina awakea. E 'oluʻolu
- E haʻalele i nā pāpili kaiaulu. ʻAʻole ʻo ia mālama
- Hāʻawi a loaʻa iā ʻoe
- E hoʻāʻo e hānai hou i ka wā o ke "anuanu"
E nā wahine, ʻo ka manawa kēia e kiʻi maoli ai. ʻAno maoli ... maikaʻi, lana paha ka manaʻo. Hiki ke stale a me ka luʻuluʻu i ka ʻōlelo aʻo o ka male, a ʻo ka male ʻana, ʻoi loa ia. He hihiu ia, pupule, a i kekahi manawa hilarious loa inā ʻoe e hāmama ʻoe iā ia iho. ʻO nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo aʻe e pololei pololei ana, akā e ʻope ʻia me kahi ʻano hoʻohenehene a me ka wit. Wield i kou mana ma ka makemake a nānā i ka hoʻololi o kāu male no ka mea ʻoi aku ka ʻakaʻaka a me kāu kāne.
Hoʻoholo i kaʻaina awakea. E 'oluʻolu
Ke nīnau aku kāu kāne iā ʻoe i kahi āu e makemake ai e hele i ka ʻaina awakea, e hoʻāʻo e hōʻole i ka ʻōlelo ʻana i nā mea e like me "ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo", "ma hea ʻoe e makemake ai", a "ʻaʻole ia he mea iaʻu". Ua ʻike paha ʻoe i ka huhū o kāu kāne i kēia pane i kēlā me kēia manawa i nā makahiki i hala, a ʻaʻole ma muli o ka huhū ua hāʻawi ʻoe iā lākou i mōʻī manuahi ma luna o nā papa ʻaina. No ka mea ke noi nei lākou i kou manaʻo a makemake e ʻai i kahi āu e leʻaleʻa ai. ʻO ka hapa nui o nā kāne (me aʻu iho) e ʻai wale i nā mea āpau. He mea nui ʻole ka hale ʻaina no ka mea ma hea ia, e ʻike lākou i kahi mea a lākou e makemake ai ma ka papa kuhikuhi.
Ma ka laulā, eia nō naʻe, ʻoi aku ka koho o kā kāua mau lede wahine i kā lākou koho meaʻai. Ke hāʻawi nei mākou i ka manawa kūpono iā ʻoe e koho ai i māʻona ʻoe i kāu ʻoihana a me kāu papa nui.
Ma mua o ka pāʻani ʻana i kēia pāʻani liʻiliʻi o "E hele wau i kēlā me kēia wahi, e ka mea aloha, āu i koho ai," a ma luna o kēlā me kēia lā lā pō, e hoʻomaʻalahi i ke kaʻina hana. Inā nīnau ʻo ia iā ʻoe ma kahi āu e makemake ai e hele e ʻai, hāʻawi iā ia i ʻekolu mau koho i kūpono i kāu ʻono. Mai kēlā mau hale ʻaina, hiki iā ia ke koho i kahi e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi iā ia. He hana lanakila lanakila kēia no ka mea ua māʻona ʻo ia i ka hāʻawi ʻana iā ʻoe i ka manawa kūpono e koho ai, a ua māʻona ʻoe i ka ʻole e hoʻoholo hope loa.
E haʻalele i nā pāpili kaiaulu. ʻAʻole ʻo ia mālama
Inā ʻoe e hilinaʻi i kāu kāne a hōʻike aloha iā ia i ka nui o nā makemake i ke kiʻi o ʻolua a me kāu ʻīlio ma Instagram, mai pūʻiwa ʻoe inā ʻaʻohe kahaha a nānā ʻole paha ia i kou pīhoihoi. Ke nānā nei ʻoe i ka piʻi ʻana o nā helu ma kāu mau kiʻi punahele a me nā hoʻohou kūlana, e nānā paha ʻoe i ka mea āu e makemake nui ai i ka nānā. E hele pololei ʻole paha ia i ka wā mua, akā i kekahi manawa e huli ʻo ia iā ʻoe a ʻōlelo i kekahi mea ma nā laina o:
"No ke aha ʻoe e mālama ʻole ai i kuʻu dick e like me Facebook a hōʻike iki iā ia?"
ʻO Harsh? ʻOiaʻiʻo. Akā ke ʻōlelo wale nei wau ʻaʻole ʻoe e kahaha. Lana ka manaʻo e ʻōlelo aku kāu kāne i ka mea e pono ai e ʻōlelo iki aʻe, akā e hōʻemi paha i kēlā manawa ma Snapchat i kahi pā inā pono. ʻIke wau he paʻakikī e nānā ʻole i nā launa pū ʻana me ʻoe me ka poʻe i ka honua uila, akā mai hoʻokuʻu iā lākou e uhi i nā kamaʻilio kūpono e noho kokoke ana iā ʻoe.
Hāʻawi a loaʻa iā ʻoe
Ke hoʻopiʻi nei paha ʻoe iā ʻoe iho no ka ʻaʻohe spark i kou aloha aloha? Inā ʻoe e hana, e noʻonoʻo hou i ka hoʻomaka o kāu male, ma hope koke o ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka meli e mae. ʻEhia mau manawa āu i paʻi aku ai i kona lima a haʻi aku iā ia “ʻAʻole i kēia pō, e ka pēpē. Māluhiluhi maoli au ”? ʻĀ, inaina wau i ka ʻōlelo ʻana, akā ua haʻalele ka hōʻole i kekahi mau scarscious subconscious i ka ego o kāu kāne, a na ʻoe ia e hoʻoponopono.
Inā makemake ʻoe e hoʻonui i kou ola moekolohe, e neʻe i ka mua. Ua makemake paha ia e hana i ka mea like, akā paʻa i ka pūpū i hana ʻia e kāu mau hōʻole mua. Hāʻawi iā ia i ka pōmaikaʻi o ke kānalua a hōʻano hou i kāna ʻenekini ma o ka mālama ʻana. E hele mai i loko o ka lumi moe me ka lole wig. E iho iā ia me ke kumu ʻole (a me ke kali ʻole i kekahi mea i ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana). Hāʻawi a loaʻa iā ʻoe. Hilinaʻi iaʻu.
E hoʻāʻo e hānai hou i ka wā o ke "anuanu"
Hiki, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ke ʻano o ke “anuanu o ke kāne”, e lawe i hoʻokahi minute a Google ia. E kali au. Aloha, maikaʻi. Ua hoʻi ʻoe. No laila, e like me kāu e heluhelu ai, ke maʻi mākou, hele wikiwiki mākou mai ke olakino olakino a hiki i ka moena make. ʻIke wau he mea minamina ia. ʻIke wau he ʻano hoʻokolokolo ʻoe iā mākou no ia. Akā mālama iā mākou, ʻe?
Makemake wau e ʻōlelo no ka mea paʻakikī loa mākou e lawe wale ʻia mākou i nā kuli e nā mea koʻikoʻi, akā ʻike mākou ʻelua e wahaheʻe ana wau. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e pono ʻoe e mālama pono iā mākou e like me kā mākou mau makuahine ma mua. E ʻānai paha kēia i kekahi o ʻoukou i ke ala hewa, akā e hāʻawi wale iā mākou i kēia. Loaʻa iā ʻoe kou mau quirks a me nā kīnā ʻole, e hoʻokuʻu wale iā mākou e like me nā keiki ke hele a maʻi. ʻAʻole ia he mea ʻeha e hoʻihoʻi iā mākou i ke ola me ke kau ʻana i kēlā kapa kahu kahu āu i komo ai no ka halloween i ke koleke. Hiki paha iā ia ke kupu aʻe ma waho o kahi moe me ka wikiwiki ma mua o kou manaʻo.
Lana ka manaʻo e hoʻolele iki kēia mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo iā ʻoe, a ke hōʻike nei hoʻi iā ʻoe i kekahi mau mea i hiki iā ʻoe ke hana e minoʻaka i ka maka o kāu kāne. ʻAe, hewa ʻole ʻo ia, akā ʻo ʻoe pū kekahi. ʻO ka nui o ko ʻolua mālama i kēlā poʻo o ka noʻonoʻo, ʻo ka ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka lōʻihi. Apo i kēlā mau quirks a leverage iā lākou no kekahi ʻakaʻaka loaʻa maikaʻi. A koʻikoʻi, e hoʻoholo i kahi mea no ka ʻaina awakea. E 'oluʻolu.