Anter
- Nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male
- ʻO nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male ʻana ʻaʻole he hoʻomakeʻaka maoli
- ʻO nā kāne male ʻole a me nā hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male
- Eia kekahi
- ʻAʻole hoʻohenehene ka male ʻana
Makemake nā kānaka āpau i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka.
Aia kahi ʻōlelo ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ka lāʻau lapaʻau maikaʻi loa. ʻO ka male a me nā pilina kekahi o nā kumuhana punahele no ka hoʻomākeʻaka. ʻO nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male ma kahi kokoke loa i ka home hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke ʻakaʻaka.
E akahele ʻaʻole e ʻakaʻaka nui a i ʻole kahi pahemo Freudian e hiamoe ai ʻoe ma waho o kēia pō.
He mea hoihoi nā nā kāne wale nō e hoʻopaʻi ʻia pēlā. ʻAʻole like ia ʻaʻole makemake mākou e noho i waho i ka pō, akā inā mākou e hele i waho a moe i kahi pō, he kaua honua III kēlā.
ʻO ka mea holoʻokoʻa he hoʻomākeʻaka male iā ia iho.
Nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male
ʻO ke kumu e hoʻomākeʻaka ai nā gags male i ka hoʻohālikelike ʻia me nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka ʻē aʻe e like me nā mea pili i nā polikino a me nā loio e pili kokoke loa ana i ko mākou ola, ʻo ia inā ʻaʻole ʻoe he politika a loio paha. Inā ʻo ia ka hihia, a laila he hoʻomakeʻaka kou ola.
ʻO nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male ʻana ʻaʻole he hoʻomakeʻaka maoli
ʻO lākou nā moʻolelo pōkole a me nā moʻolelo anecdotes e hālāwai ai ka poʻe male i kēlā me kēia lā. Hoʻokahi anecream e hele:
"E hoʻonui ke kāne i ke kūʻai aku i kāna mea e pono ai, ʻoiai e uku ka wahine i ka hapalua o ke kumu kūʻai no ka mea āu e pono ʻole ai."
He mea hoʻomākeʻaka kēlā no ka mea he mea ka poʻe i ka pilina, ʻoi aku ka pili o nā kāne male. No ka mea he ʻoiaʻiʻo, paʻakikī ia. ʻAʻole hoʻomākeʻaka nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka leʻaleʻa e pili ana i ka male ma muli wale nō o ka moʻolelo nui. He hilarious ia no ka mea he ʻoiaʻiʻo.
ʻO kahi hui hou o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male ʻana ka wā e noho aliʻi ka wahine i ke kāne. I loko o kahi ʻohana kuʻuna, noho aliʻi ka makuakāne a i ʻole ke kāne male. Akā ʻike kēlā me kēia kāne male hauʻoli ʻaʻole ia e hihia e like me kēia moʻolelo.
Ua noi aku kahi kāne male hou i kona kupuna kāne i ka mea huna o kā lāua noho lōʻihi. Pane mai ke kupuna kāne. “Maʻalahi, e ke keiki. Hana ko kupuna wahine i kāna makemake. "
Nīnau maila ke kanaka ʻōpio. "A pehea kou 'ano?" "Hana nō wau i kāna makemake."
He mea ʻakaʻaka ka lohe ʻana ke male ʻole ʻoe, akā leʻaleʻa a leʻaleʻa i nā kāne male i ʻike i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e pili ana i ke ola male.
ʻO nā kāne male ʻole a me nā hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male
Hāʻawi paha i kahi manaʻo i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male makaʻu i nā kāne male ʻole mai ka pā ʻana i ka nīnau no ka mea ʻo ka hapa nui o ia mau mea hoʻomākeʻaka i hoʻokumu ʻia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo.
Me he mea lā he paʻakikī ka noho ʻana o ka male i ka ʻakaʻaka wale ʻana o ke kāne.
Aia kekahi anecream e like me kēia:
"Ua hele wau i loko o kahi hana pipiʻi a ʻeha hoʻi i nehinei. Ua lawe ʻia kuʻu iwi kuamoʻo a ua hoʻoneʻe ʻia nā testicle ʻelua. Eia nō naʻe, maikaʻi kekahi o nā makana no ka male ʻana. ”
Ua like ke ʻano o kēlā me ka moʻolelo o ke kupuna kāne, akā ʻoi aku ka weliweli no kahi kāne male ʻole. ʻAʻoleʻoiaʻiʻo kēlā, no mākou, eia ma ka male.com, manaʻoʻiʻo i nā kāne e pop i ka nīnau a hele pū me ia he cojones nui. Aia ʻelua mau anecdotes e pili ana i kēlā.
ʻO ka mea mua e pili ana i kahi kāne a me kāna keikikāne e kamaʻilio nei e pili ana i ka male.
Keiki: "Pāpā, ua lohe wau i kekahi mau wahi, ʻaʻole ʻike kahi kāne i kāna wahine a male ʻo ia iā ia." Makuakāne: "E ke keiki, ʻoiaʻiʻo kēlā ma nā wahi āpau."
Eia kekahi
Ke nānā aku nei kekahi mau mea i kahi hōʻike nūhou TV e pili ana i nā ahi ahi e kōkua ana i nā mea i hopu ʻia i loko o kahi hale ahi. Wahine: "Kupanaha ka hele ʻana o kekahi mau kāne i kahi hale kuni ahi a hoʻoweliweli i ko lākou ola no kahi malihini holoʻokoʻa." Kāne: "ʻAe, like me ka male ʻana."
ʻAe, ʻaʻole makaʻu paha ia, ke manaʻo nei wau ʻo ke ola e pili ana i ka launa ʻana me nā malihini a hoʻohana ʻia ka hoʻomākeʻaka ma ʻaneʻi ma ke ʻano he ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo i nā kāne kāne ʻole i ka mea a lākou e komo nei i loko o ka ʻaʻa wale nō e ʻaʻa.
Ke hoʻomākeʻaka ka ipo a kekahi e pili ana i ka male, ke manaʻo nei lākou e loaʻa ka ʻaʻa iā ia.
He nui nā keikikāne e moa aku ʻoiai e lawe ana nā mea ʻē aʻe a kī iā lākou iho i ka wāwae. Aia nā pōmaikaʻi i ke kūʻai ʻana i ka bipi, ʻo ia ke kumu e male ai nā kāne. ʻLelo lākou he mau martyrs ka wahine ke pili i ke aloha. ʻOiaʻiʻo, e kōkua kēia moʻolelo i ka poʻe āpau e hoʻomaopopo i ka hope he ʻoiaʻiʻo hoʻi.
Ke hele nei kahi keikikāne a me kona kupunakāne i kahi male, a ua nīnau ke keiki i kona kupuna kāne "ʻO ʻApuna kāne, no ke aha ke keʻokeʻo o ke kaikamahine?"
“E ke keiki kāne, ʻo ia ka wahine mare. Ke ʻaʻahu keʻokeʻo nei ʻo ia no ka mea e mare ana ʻo ia, a ʻo ia ka lā hauʻoli loa o kona ola. ” Pane maila ka mea kahiko.
Nānā ke keikikāne i ka wahine mare a laila nīnau akula: "No ke aha ke keiki e ʻeleʻele nei?"
No laila ʻaʻole makaʻu nā kāne male, koa maoli lākou e noho i ka hale puhi a loaʻa ka makuahōnōwai wahine no ka waiū manuahi.
ʻO ka pilikia ke lilo ka mea hou o ka waiū manuahi palena ʻole i hana nui. I mea e ʻike pono ai ma aneʻi kekahi moʻolelo e pili ana iā ʻApuna kāne a me kahi keiki kāne.
Keiki liʻiliʻi: "E Pāpuna, he aha kēia?"
Pāpuna: “He keikikāne kondom kēlā, hoʻohana nā kāne iā ia e hauʻoli ai nā wahine.”
Keiki liʻiliʻi: "No ke aha e hele mai ai i ʻekolu?"
Pāpuna: “ʻO ia no nā keiki kāne o ke kula kiʻekiʻe, hoʻohana ʻelua lākou ia i ka pō Pōʻaono a hoʻokahi ma ka Lāpule.” Keiki liʻiliʻi: "Pehea e pili ana i kēia, ʻōlelo ka ʻeke he ʻeono?"
Pāpuna: “ʻO ia no nā studs o ke koleke, hoʻohana ʻelua lākou i ia mea i ka Pōʻalima i ʻelua mau lā ma ka Poaono, a ʻelua hoʻi i ka Lāpule.”
Keiki liʻiliʻi: "Pehea e pili ana i kēia ʻeke he ʻumikūmālua."
Pāpuna: “ʻO ia no nā kāne male, Hoʻokahi no Ianuali, hoʻokahi no Pepeluali ...”
ʻAʻole hoʻohenehene ka male ʻana
ʻOiai inā he nui nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male ʻana, ʻaʻole he mea hoʻomakeʻaka ka uniona ponoʻī, he mea nui ka hoʻokō e lawe ke kāne i wahine a hāʻawi iā ia e hoʻoholo i kāna mau hoʻoholo.
ʻO ka male ka mea kapu, no laila ke kumu o ka nui o ka male ma kahi wahi hoʻomana e like me ka hale pule a luakini paha. ʻAe kekahi mau hoʻomana i kā lākou mau kāhuna e mare e hāʻawi iā lākou i ka ʻono o ka purgatory. ʻO nā ʻakaʻaka Kalikiano ʻē aʻe e pili ana i ka male ʻana, hele kekahi e like me kēia, loaʻa iā Adamu lāua ʻo Eve ka male hemolele.
ʻAʻole hiki iā Eve ke hoʻopiʻi e pili ana i ka maikaʻi o nā kāne ʻē aʻe ma mua ona, ʻaʻohe ona makuahōnōwai wahine, a ʻaʻole i hoʻokumu ʻia kahi kūʻai.
ʻAʻole nā hoʻomana haipule kahiko wale nō ka mea e puka mai ana me nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka male. Ke hoʻolōʻihi nei hoʻi kahi ʻenehana hou i kahi lima kōkua, e like me ka moʻolelo e pili ana i ka noi ʻana i kāu Sat Sat GPS GPS e hele i gehena. E hāʻawi iā ʻoe i nā kuhikuhi i ka hale o kou makuahōnōwai wahine.
Hiki iā ia ke lilo i mea hōʻoluʻolu. ʻO kā mākou mea hoʻomakeʻaka kēia e pili ana i ka male.
Hoʻi mai ke kāne me ka ʻona, nā pūkeke ma ka papahele o ka lumi, wāwahi i ka ipu, a hala i waho. Ala ʻo ia i loko o kahi moe i kona lole moe me kahi leka mai kāna wahine.
E ka meli, hoʻomaha maikaʻi. Hele aku wau i ke kūʻai ʻana e hana i kāu pāʻina punahele no ka ʻaina awakea, aia ke kofe i loko o ka mea inu pia - Aloha ʻoe e ka wahine.
Ua pūʻiwa ke kāne, ke manaʻo nei ʻo ia e loaʻa ka pō no ka mea i plaster i ka home, ua noi ʻo ia i kāna keiki he aha ka mea i hana i ka pō nei. ʻLelo ke keiki. "Ua hoʻāʻo ʻo Māmā e hoʻololi i kou kapa no ka mea ua kī ʻoe ma kahi āpau a laila ʻōlelo ʻoe. E hele ʻoe mai oʻu aku, ua male wau.